Just Found out my daughter
My neighbour really annoyed me yesterday by playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over again. It was all night long.
Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if i wanted to watch a film. She said, "What would you like to see?"
The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family.
My Son’s Maths Teacher
I've named my puppies Timex and Rolex. They're watch dogs.
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. "State of the Art," he said, "It cost me a fortune." I asked: "Awesome what type is it?" He said: "Two thirty."
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron