I’ve named my puppies Timex and Rolex. They’re watch dogs.
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. “State of the Art,” he said, “It cost me a fortune.” I asked: “Awesome what type is it?” He said: “Two thirty.”
Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate. They’re both cauldron
Today, I saw someone waving and I wasn’t sure whether they were waving at me or at someone behind me. In other news, I was fired from my lifeguard job.
Son: “Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.” …….
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.