My neighbour really annoyed me yesterday by playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over again. It was all night long.
Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if i wanted to watch a film. She said, “What would you like to see?”
The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family.
I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend. My neighbour is dead against it.
What do Alexander the great and winnie the pooh have in common? Same middle name.
Went for an interview at a Blacksmiths Blacksmith: “Are you any good at shoeing horses?” I said: “No but I once told a Donkey to fuck off”